The title of this story made me smile and the story made me crack up. Never go back to the scene of a crime. It's a miracle as many of us stay out of jail and actually live to middle age. My super dumb thing (one of many) was popping a few shots from a BB gun at a bus with some friends. We ended up hurting a man. I was almost 17 at the time and it really hit home to THINK about things before doing something stupid.