She was here in Portland a few years ago at one our many stripclubs. Saw a billboard ad. Didn't go see her but shoulda woulda coulda...life is full regrets. Hah! Just like I should have taken that short order cook position at our Vegan strip club when I was down and out divorced guy living in a basement. Nowdays that just wouldn't fit having an awesome girl friend and living above ground in a house.