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Because we dogs can sniff ass without giving a shit — or smelling shit.
My name is Big Head. I’m a yellow lab from New Zealand. It’s no secret that we dogs have a keen sense of smell compared to you humans. Besides being able to smell up to 10,000 times better than humans, we also have the ability to separate out the smell of shit through a special gland called the Jacobsen’s Gland.
I’m a dog, not a scientist, so I won’t try to explain all the details about our kick ass noses, and how our shit-ignoring-abilities make us superior beings.
We dogs just instinctively concentrate on the good stuff where as you humans seem to thrive on shit: shitty relationships, shitty behavior, buying shit, wanting shit, and worrying about too much shit.
Be more like us. Don’t give in to all the shit.
Tune in next time for directions on how to take down a wild goat, or you can check out my book for more stories from my Big Head.
Sweet as Mates…happy sniffing!
