d I was sporting an epically long goatee. I didn’t look like someone you really wanted to tr… I had every intention of being courteous and waiting my turn, but I wasn’t about to be intimidated. I weigh 250 pounds without my boots, my head was cleanly shaved, and I was sporting an epically long goatee. I didn’t look like someone you really wanted to trifle with, at least not on first inspection.