Classic. We've screwed the oceans so bad there was no doubt microplastics in that snot!

I imagine it emitting an underwater sonorous chuckle to the others that roughly translates: “Hehehe. See what I did there? These primates are such suckers.”
That Time I got Blasted in the Face with Whale Snot
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Ryan Chin
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Jun 28, 2024
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Classic. We've screwed the oceans so bad there was no doubt microplastics in that snot!
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Written by Ryan Chin
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Author of The Big Head Diaries, stories of a lab from NZ, and Without Rain, a multimedia memoir. Email:thechinproject@gmail.com
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