Are you a professional Old Guy at the Club? Good for you man if some of this is true! Someone needs to represent us old fuckers! As a 46 year old divorced dude I tried sliding the age-bar to the left on dating apps, but just couldn’t respond to a message that was half emojis. There’s the crazy-factor too. Last thing I need is a gal banging on my door when I have the kids yelling, “I love you…why are you doing this?” That happened to a buddy. TMT…It’s just Too Much Trouble. Hah!